December 2008
47 posts
Actor Fight!: Jamie Foxx Disses Señor Baby Wipes! →
I’m not even a big Jamie Foxx fan (love his work though in “Collateral”), but that was HEEEEE-larious. From dissing Terrence’s deliciously fey “plastic” selling album to how Howard…
Actor Fight!: Jamie Foxx Disses Señor Baby Wipes! →
I’m not even a big Jamie Foxx fan (love his work though in “Collateral”), but that was HEEEEE-larious. From dissing Terrence’s deliciously fey “plastic” selling album to how Howard…
Blago Picks Burris, Continuing the Greatest... →
Embattled Ill. Gov. “Hot” Rod Blagojevich never fails to disappoint.
Throwing everyone a curveball Tuesday, Hot Rod picked the esteemed careerist, four decades plus Democratic veteran/law &…
Blago Picks Burris, Continuing the Greatest... →
Embattled Ill. Gov. “Hot” Rod Blagojevich never fails to disappoint.
Throwing everyone a curveball Tuesday, Hot Rod picked the esteemed careerist, four decades plus Democratic veteran/law &…
Rants: Feel My Pain →
This week in real life “Snob News” I took dear Mama Snob to see “Cadillac Records.” Despite her disdain for all profanity (and the fact that she hadn’t seen a film in a theater since…
The Award for Most Patience With A Crazy Person:... →
Congratulations, Tamron Hill of MSNBC! You survived 10 tons of crazy the other day (without even messing up your magical perm), dealing with Conservative flack Kate Obenshain attempts to…
The Award for Most Patience With A Crazy Person:... →
Congratulations, Tamron Hill of MSNBC! You survived 10 tons of crazy the other day (without even messing up your magical perm), dealing with Conservative flack Kate Obenshain attempts to…
Rants: Feel My Pain →
This week in real life “Snob News” I took dear Mama Snob to see “Cadillac Records.” Despite her disdain for all profanity (and the fact that she hadn’t seen a film in a theater since…
The Honolulu Advertiser Is Entering Creepy Stalker... →
Did they swim with dolphins? What kind of shaved ice did they eat? What are they wearing? When they poop does it smell like cinnamon loaf and rainbow sprinkles? More! More!
Obama…
Cabaret star, singer, actress, icon and Catwoman:... →
I wanna be eeeeevil! (From YouTube via Defamer, story People Magazine)
Merry Christmas: Michelle O. In January 2009 Vogue... →
Enjoy this nibble until I get a higher quality picture. The photo is by, of course, famed celebrity/fashion photographer Annie Leibovitz. (Flickr)
Merry Christmas from The Snob, Glitter and... →
Happy Holidays from Glitter n’ Chuckles! Kiss big baby Jesus for Mimi while you wait for Nick to put on the red suit and drive a sleigh lead by a team of My Little Ponies with Sparkle…
Christmas In Hawaii: The Obamas Say Goodbye to... →
On Tuesday, President-Elect Barack Obama, his wife Michelle, his sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, and several other friends and family members attended a ceremony in honor of Obama and Soetoro-Ng’s…
The Media Continues It's Blagojevich Wall-to-Wall... →
… and now I’m bored.
There are a lot of things wrong with this idle, yet obsessive speculation on whether or not President-Elect Barack Obama or his Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel…
More Obama In Hawaii, Now Shirtless →
I was going to bury this because it feels so odd to ogle the president, but … eh, screw it. Shirtless pics are going up top!
He played some golf too. (And yes, I got…
Christmas In Hawaii →
As we all know, the Obama familial quartet boarded the plane to sunny Hawaii for the holidays.
Those lucky duckies.
While I freeze my ass off in St. Louis, feel free to enjoy what little…
The Rick Warren Debate →
President-Elect Barack “No Drama” Obama opened up a giant can of what the hell this week, when it was announced that controversial evangelical pastor, Rev. Rick Warren of the Saddleback…
Hustlenomics*: Inappropriately Hot Young Obama... →
And its available for you for the low, low price of $22 (plus shipping and handling).
As I wrote last month, the economy and the election of Barack Obama have spawned a…
Time Magazine's Inappropriately Hot, Semi-Pro... →
Time Magazine named Barack Obama “Person of the Year (duh),” but put up these gorgeous photos taken in 1980 when Obama was in college. The photos were done by a…
Some Insist Obama Isn't Black, The Snob Insists... →
From The Associated Press:
Pride is the center of racial identity, and some white people seem insulted by a perception that Obama is rejecting his white mother (even though…
RuPaul IS RuBama!!! →
Heee-larious, plus all kinds of fierce. Much better than Tyra’s Michelle O. impersonation from this fall. And RuPaul beats her down from both sides, working that dress we all hated!…
Kennedy Wants Clinton's Senate Seat, But Some Cry... →
After more than a week of does she or doesn’t she chatter, Obama supporter and childhood education activist Caroline Kennedy has made her intentions for Hillary Clinton’s New York senate…
SNL's Fred Armisen Returns To The Snob's Bad Side →
1) The biggest crime here is that this is a craptastic impression of New York’s governor. I mean, really, he doesn’t sound shit like David Paterson. Fred Armisen is officially just…
Attempted Presidential Assault With A Deadly Shoe →
The interpreters said the reporter (who was once kidnapped and tortured by Shiite militiamen) was yelling “This is a farewell kiss, you dog,” but I always heard him yelling, “King…
Dying For Dollars →
There are jobs that people take on, like becoming a police officer, firefighter or soldier, where you know there’s a good chance you could die while at work. You know this. Everyone knows…
Randomness: Granny Snob Wants Great-GrandSnobs,... →
In light of my most recent post on interracial dating I found it hilarious that my grandmother, the unsinkable Granny Snob, (pictured on the left) called me early this afternoon to inform…
Extreme Obama: Almost Wrecking Your Car Edition →
Yet another story for the “When Obama Love Gets Kooky” file.
From Thursday’s Chicago Sun-Times:
As Obama’s motorcade made his way to a downtown news conference this morning, some…
Black, For Your Displeasure: Blackbird, the... →
Did you know there’s a new Web browser that’s exactly like Firefox, but now all “Negro-ed” up for our pleasure? Yes! Yes there is! And it’s called Blackbird! And it is DUMB. Amazingly…
Black, For Your Displeasure: Blackbird, the... →
Did you know there’s a new Web browser that’s exactly like Firefox, but now all “Negro-ed” up for our pleasure? Yes! Yes there is! And it’s called Blackbird! And it is DUMB. Amazingly…
Extreme Obama: Almost Wrecking Your Car Edition →
Yet another story for the “When Obama Love Gets Kooky” file.
From Thursday’s Chicago Sun-Times:
As Obama’s motorcade made his way to a downtown news conference this morning, some…
Randomness: Granny Snob Wants Great-GrandSnobs,... →
In light of my most recent post on interracial dating I found it hilarious that my grandmother, the unsinkable Granny Snob, (pictured on the left) called me early this afternoon to inform…
Dying For Dollars →
There are jobs that people take on, like becoming a police officer, firefighter or soldier, where you know there’s a good chance you could die while at work. You know this. Everyone knows…
Fat Like Me: Oprah Is Big Again (And Not In the... →
I wonder why she had to announce it? She’s on TV everyday. You can see that she’s gained the weight back. Wait. She has a magazine to sell. Never mind. (Read her story here.)
That…
Damali Ayo's Vision Finally Becomes A Reality →
Black professional party girl Genevieve Jones with Alex Logsdail and Kate Werble at the Guggenheim Young Collectors Council 2007 Artist’s Ball, New York, 13 December 2007. (Photo from …
Give Us Our Bike Already!!! →
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He Makes Your Crappy Governor Look Good →
Gov. Hot Rod goes down! … And on the way out manages to poop on an otherwise wondrous Obama-riffic election.
CHICAGO — Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich of Illinois was arrested by federal…
Barack Totally to Quit Smoking, For Realz This... →
I’m not a smoker and I think smoking is horribly unhealthy, but as someone who lived in California where smokers are persecuted and treated like leapers — dude, can folks lighten up a…
Blog Asks "If Michelle Was White." More Like Could... →
The Chicago Tribune’s Exploring Race blog has posed the question “What if Michelle Obama was white?” This “well, duh” question has already been explored by most black blogs and the…
Barack Keeps It C-O-O-L →
It only took Fred Armisen and SNL a year, but they finally did a Barack parody that made sense and was funny (I do enjoy 1960s Rat Pack vibes). This is largely because they finally gave…
Designers Indulge In Michelle Obama Fashion... →
There can only be one!!! A bevvy of possible gown ideas from Women’s Wear Daily from some clearly interested designers:
Who says these are bleak times? On one matter at…
The Black Snob "Sloppy Seconds" Award Goes To ... →
Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have made history, but what about everyone else? You know? All those other politicians, business folk and entertainers who might have had the “BEST. YEAR….
Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves (In Obama's... →
New Obama Administration members Desiree Rogers and Valerie Jarrett with Linda Rice Johnson of Ebony Magazine (left-to-right) at a social event. Rogers and Jarrett will be part of the…
Ebony Names Obama Person of the Year, But What If... →
No big surprise. Ebony Magazine has named Barack Obama as the “Person of the Year.”
If the election of the first African-American president does not stand out as a landmark event in the…
Hoax stories irritate the crap out of me. Stupid... →
Oh well. It appears a hoaxer in the form of the Daily Mail in our midst and the ridiculously huge ring rumor has proved once again that the dear internet was not to be believed, ruining…
"Honey, Thanks For Putting Up With the Me Non-Stop... →
They call Michelle Obama “the rock” of the Obama household. Now, if the internet is to be believed, she can finally wear Gibraltar on her finger.
A spokesman for top Italian designer…
Barack Obama, Bad Economy Inspire New Era of the... →
I’m still waiting on my Michelle Obama Barbie. Seriously. Where is she? I’ll buy 20. But do you want to know what I won’t buy? All this crap created in the time honored tradition of the…
Sheeeeee'ssss Baaaaaaaaaa-aaaaack! →
The not-quite-South-by-the-way-of-Illinois-by-the-way-of-New York HAS RISEN AGAIN! She told you she’d be back! Like the Terminator. Only this time she’s working for the O-Team. And since…
